THE ENTRIES PAGE!
Remember those entries I mentioned? I'll get more into this on my (currently work in progress) about me page, but I'm an aspiring scholar in the wonderful field of cryptozoology. Now, don't get me wrong...Do I actually believe in that stuff? Maybe. Maybe not.
It's fun to believe though, is it not important to have a bit of whimsy in our lives in this day and age? Don't bother trying to answer that, I don't have a guestbook. I don't even know how to make one of those.
Via my trusty source called "looking up how to do it online", I've learned how to enable dropdown menus for each entry for ease of access.
Now, prepare to feast your eyes on some of the most jaw-dropping, mind-blowing journalism you've ever seen in your sad, sad, life!
ENTRY #1: THE INKY EYED MAN
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED TOWARD THE WOODS AND SEEN DARK, PIERCING EYES STARING BACK AT YOU?
Well, my lovely reader. Those eyes are no deer, weird looking raccoon, or any other wildlife in the forest...Those eyes belong to the man with sclera consumed by pure black. Not much is known about him, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that he IS REAL!.
Many citizens of Augury County have claimed to see a tall, lanky man with dark piercing eyes stalking them between the trees. Some claim to have authentic photos of this man. Take a look.
I know it's hard to make out, but focus hard enough and you can see him bright as day. Pretty strange how he's wearing civilian clothes, right? Most say that he's actually the spirit of one of Augury County's notorious serial killers, The Insect Man.
What do I think, lovely reader? I think he's actually a forest spirit, angered and hellbent on revenge due to people continuing to desecrate his scared land.
So my advice? Start picking up after yourself instead of throwing out your filthy trash on whatever trail you happen to walk. Lest you anger The Inky Eyed Man.
Or you know, don't. I'm not your mom.